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Joke of the week
note:A different joke will be comming every week
1.Knock,Knock.
Who's there?
Snakie.
Snakie who?
'S nakie Tommy-I kicked off my diaper!

2.What do you call Tommy's cousin after she falls in the garbage?
Ansmellyca

3.How does Angelica ask for a tissue?
Pretty sneeze with booger on top?

4.Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Didi.
Didi who?
Did he or didn't he lock this door?

5.Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tommy
Tommy who?
Tommy the truth-why's this door locked?

6.Knock, knock
Who's there?
Woodchuck
Woodchuck who?
Whould Cuckie like to come out and play?

7.Why is Chuckie afraid of his stroller?
Because every sTROLLer has a TROLL in it.

Bonus joke!
Why did Chuckie cral in the fire place?
He wanted to put on a new soot.

8.What is cute and fuzzie and lives at the North Pole?
A teddy brrr.

9.Why did the bubble leave the bath?
He was loking for his pop.

10.What did Stu get when tried to grill cabage?
Coal slaw.

11.What do pigs use to write top-secret messages?
Invisible oink.

12.What do you get when you cross Tommy's cousin with an ape?
An orangutangelica.

13.Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pete's a friend of mine . . . is he here?

14.Why does Angelicacarry a pair of those little golf spikes?
Because she loves two tees.

15.Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shh.
Shh who?
Hey I'm not a fly!

16.If Tommy's brother were a flower, what kind whould he be?
A daffo-Dil.

17.What game does Dil play on top of a mountain?
Peackaboo.

18.What has smooth skin,a fluffy bun and flies?
A plane hot dog.